So you’ve hit the big Four – O. You don’t feel any older but you are no longer in your 30’s. Don’t be surprised if the gifts you receive are fun in nature. Here is a list of what you can expect to receive as your friends help you celebrate:

1. Ginko

2. Rogaine

3. Depends

4. Geritol

5. Just for Men or Clairol

6. A walker

7. Cheaters from Walgreens

8. Fake bill for a life insurance policy

Party on Grandpa!